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P. G. Wodehouse

A Damsel in Distress

  • b9025027095has quotedlast year
    They say absence makes the heart grow fonder.
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    Have you ever had a what-do-you-call it? What's the word I want? One of those things fellows get sometimes."
    "Headaches?" hazarded George.
    "No, no. Nothing like that. I don't mean anything you get—I mean something you get, if you know what I mean."
    "Measles?"
    "Anonymous letter. That's what I was trying to say.
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    Absolutely not! That was the rummy part of it. He looked as like you as your twin brother."
    "I haven't a twin brother."
    "No, I know what you mean, but what I mean to say is he looked just like your twin brother would have looked if you had had a twin brother.
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    "If I might speak freely, sir . . .?" said Keggs.
    "Sure. Shoot!"
    "I beg your pardon, sir?"
    "I mean, yes. Go ahead!"
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    Exactly. When you visited the castle last Thursday, there was a young lady with you."
    Not realizing that the subject had been changed, George was under the impression that the other had shifted his front and was about to attack him from another angle. He countered what seemed to him an insinuation stoutly.
    "We merely happened to meet at the castle. She came there quite independently of me."
    Lord Marshmoreton looked alarmed. "You didn't know her?" he said anxiously.
    "Certainly I knew her. She is an old friend of mine. But if you are hinting . . ."
    "Not at all," rejoined the earl, profoundly relieved. "Not at all. I ask merely because this young lady, with whom I had some conversation, was good enough to give me her name and address. She, too, happened to mistake me for a gardener."
    "It's those corduroy trousers," murmured George in extenuation.
    "I have unfortunately lost them."
    "You can always get another pair."
    "Eh?"
    "I say you can always get another pair of corduroy trousers."
    "I have not lost my trousers. I have lost the young lady's name and address."
    "Oh!"
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    "You are causing a great deal of trouble and annoyance."
    "So did Romeo."
    "Eh?"
    "I said—So did Romeo."
    "I don't know anything about Romeo."
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    "Albert, you're one of the great thinkers of the age. I could get into the castle as a waiter, and you could tell Lady Maud I was there, and we could arrange a meeting. Machiavelli couldn't have thought of anything smoother."
    "Mac Who?"
    "One of your ancestors. Great schemer in his day. But, one moment."
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    An orful row! Shoutin' and yellin' and cussin' all over the shop. About you and Lidy Maud."
    "And you drank it in, eh?"
    "Pardon?"
    "I say, you listened?"
    "Not 'arf I listened. Seeing I'd just drawn you in the sweepstike, of course, I listened—not 'arf!"
    George did not follow him here.
    "The sweepstike? What's a sweepstike?"
    "Why, a thing you puts names in 'ats and draw 'em and the one that gets the winning name wins the money."
    "Oh, you mean a sweepstake!"
    "That's wot I said—a sweepstike."
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    "I can help yer. I know the ropes."
    "And smoke them," said George, wincing.
    "Pardon?"
    "Nothing."
  • b6264815086has quoted4 years ago
    gentle smile played over Maud's face.
    "Love laughs at locksmiths," she murmured softly, and passed from the room.
    "What did she say?" asked Lord Marshmoreton, interested. "Something about somebody laughing at a locksmith? I don't understand. Why should anyone laugh at locksmiths? Most respectable men. Had one up here only the day before yesterday, forcing open the drawer of my desk. Watched him do it. Most interesting. He smelt rather strongly of a damned bad brand of tobacco. Fellow must have a throat of leather to be able to smoke the stuff. But he didn't strike me as an object of derision. From first to last, I was never tempted to laugh once."
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