Don’t think of yourself as being fat: think of yourself as being hard to kidnap.
hkjggjhas quotedlast year
Here are some examples (well there’s one already):
Марияhas quoted2 years ago
Who knew, for example, that Her Majesty the Queen uses her handbag to send coded messages to members of staff, or that she was once barred from an event at Windsor by a castle guard who mistook her for ‘some old dear’ who had lost her way?