Quotes from “It's Just a F***ing Date” by Greg Behrendt,Amiira Ruotola

Ksenia Kelly Tcvet
Ksenia Kelly Tcvethas quoted5 years ago
Happiness is hard work.
BMatt Manyonga
BMatt Manyongahas quoted7 months ago
Crazy + Sexy doesn’t always = Cool
Саша Мойс
Саша Мойсhas quotedlast year
Meet someone, take them out twice, have sex on the third date, become a couple, then fight until done.
ellen53802
ellen53802has quoted2 years ago
Typing is my day job. Give me a call.
Julia Gospodinowa
Julia Gospodinowahas quoted5 years ago
A quality relationship needs a foundation of love, trust, respect, and a burning desire to be with that person through thick and thin (and have sex with them).
b5551577978
b5551577978has quoted2 months ago
get the most out of your life by attracting QUALITY people, not just QUANTITY.
b5551577978
b5551577978has quoted2 months ago
There’s “knows you” and then there’s “KNOWS” you.
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
People don’t respond to what you tell them; they respond to what you show them
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
Sex is the way to reach an orgasm, not a commitment.
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
is the way to reach an orgasm, not a commitment.
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
You can’t fix people or make them change; the only thing you can do is pack your shit and leave if it isn’t working for you.
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
Relationships are a negotiation where both parties get to have their needs met and accommodated
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
once someone rushes you or has needs that you aren’t sure you can handle, it makes you feel differently about them.
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
people get to their feelings at their own pace.
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
It’s really hard to go from having sex to holding hands, because once you’ve had dessert breakfast doesn’t seem so appetizing.
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
People don’t want you to give up your life for them even if they think they do at the beginning. Those that do want you to give yourself up for them are the ones that later will stalk you.
Ilona Pantsiukhova
Ilona Pantsiukhova has quoted4 months ago
couldn’t stop thinking about her, and she couldn’t care less about me.
Singyee Neo
Singyee Neohas quoted6 months ago
be clear about what you want from the beginning and you can’t go wrong.
Singyee Neo
Singyee Neohas quoted7 months ago
they are about tolerable behaviors, about the kind of relationship you want to be in and the way you want to be treated
Singyee Neo
Singyee Neohas quoted7 months ago
love the needy guy. Human beings don’t like to be rushed up on; it’s just how we are. It’s not something that can be changed; it’s a survival instinct. Hell, even dogs circle around each other a few times before they sniff butts. Now isn’t that sexy?
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