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Lynn Painter

Mr. Wrong Number

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  • janiferhas quoted5 months ago
    : What do you think the first guy to ever milk a cow was thinking?
    Mr. Wrong Number: Come again?
    Me: Ew, I doubt it was that.
  • janiferhas quoted5 months ago
    I texted: Would you prefer something less mommish?
    Mr. Wrong Number: Oh, no—it sounds totally hot. You cool with me rocking cargo shorts, socks with sandals, and your dad’s jockstrap?
  • janiferhas quoted5 months ago
    pervy wrong number? I wiped my nose and typed: Your mom’s wedding dress and her favorite thong.
  • Rania 🌷has quotedlast year
    He swallowed again, his throat moving hard before he said, “I love you. I know I screwed everything up and I know we were going to keep it casual, but I somehow fell in love with you. I can’t believe it myself, but in spite of our lifetime of hatred for each other, I am completely lost without you in my life.”

    Omlll

  • monicasheelongohas quotedlast year
    “This was just me paying you back.”
    “I see.” She sounded happy and confused. “Uh, this isn’t like a sex thing, either, right? Like you bought me a bed, so now I have to sleep with you on it?”
    Well, shit—like I needed more visuals of Liv in bed. I’d gone from finding her the most annoying girl on the planet to being inexplicably obsessed with her.
  • monicasheelongohas quotedlast year
    So tell me exactly what you’re wearing.
    A pervy wrong number? I wiped my nose and typed: Your mom’s wedding dress and her favorite thong.
    No more than five seconds went by before Mr. Wrong Number texted: Um, what?
    I texted: Seriously, babe, I thought you’d think it’s hot.
    Mr. Wrong Number: “Babe”? Wtf?
    That actually made me snort out a tiny laugh, the thought of some dude getting cold-showered via text. It was super weird that babe was where he was getting tripped up, as opposed to the monstrosity of an oedipal-lingerie suggestion, but he’d also used the tired what are you wearing line, so who could really say about a guy like that?
    I texted: Would you prefer something less mommish?
    Mr. Wrong Number: Oh, no—it sounds totally hot. You cool with me rocking cargo shorts, socks with sandals, and your dad’s jockstrap?
  • teqonnhas quotedlast year
    Why did it even bother me? He was a stranger, for the love of God. My shit was finally together-ish, so I should’ve been good, but at night, when I couldn’t sleep, I lay in bed and wondered what’d happened. Was it me? Was I annoying? Was I too much?
  • teqonnhas quotedlast year
    I tried, I really did, but I couldn’t stop myself from beaming.
  • teqonnhas quoted2 years ago
    Colin’s mouth split into the prettiest smile, a wide, funny thing that made my stomach do a full 360
  • teqonnhas quoted2 years ago
    I thought he was the one.
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