: What do you think the first guy to ever milk a cow was thinking? Mr. Wrong Number: Come again? Me: Ew, I doubt it was that.
janiferhas quoted3 months ago
I texted: Would you prefer something less mommish? Mr. Wrong Number: Oh, no—it sounds totally hot. You cool with me rocking cargo shorts, socks with sandals, and your dad’s jockstrap?
janiferhas quoted3 months ago
pervy wrong number? I wiped my nose and typed: Your mom’s wedding dress and her favorite thong.