Quotes from “New Year, Same You” by Geoff Tibballs

It is for those of us who are comfortable in our own skin, even if it doesn’t fit us anymore.
Your future depends on your dreams. So don’t waste any time, stay in bed all day.
1diots – they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience

* and another reason for never arguing with idiots is that people watching might not be able to tell the difference
A couple were talking one evening. ‘Darling,’ said the husband, ‘I’m so sorry about my bad moods. I shouldn’t take out my anger and frustration on you. I don’t know how you manage to stay so calm around me.’

‘I always go and clean the toilet when that happens,’ she replied.

‘And that helps?’

‘Yes, because I use your toothbrush.’
* No problem is so big or complicated that you can’t run away from it.

* Keep the dream alive. Hit the snooze button.

Well I agree. 😁

1. Don’t leave the last biscuit in the packet for someone else; they won’t thank you for it.

2. Never allow anyone else to become custodian – even temporarily – of the TV remote; they can’t be trusted with such a vital piece of equipment.

3. Never go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.

4. Don’t take your worry to bed with you – make your partner sleep in the spare room.

5. Smile at totally random moments – those around you will start worrying about what you find so amusing.

6. Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.

7. And don’t read any articles about mindfulness.
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