William Shakespeare

Much Ado About Nothing

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    BENEDICK
    A miracle! here's our own hands against our hearts.
    Come, I will have thee; but, by this light, I take
    thee for pity.
    BEATRICE
    I would not deny you; but, by this good day, I yield
    upon great persuasion; and partly to save your life,
    for I was told you were in a consumption.
    BENEDICK
    Peace! I will stop your mouth.
    Kissing her

    Amazing 💖💕❤️

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    Serve God, love me and mend.
    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    Suffer love! a good epithet! I do suffer love
    indeed, for I love thee against my will.
    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    I love you with so much of my heart that none is
    left to protest.

    Wonderful 💖😍

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    BENEDICK
    I do love nothing in the world so well as you: is
    not that strange?
    BEATRICE
    As strange as the thing I know not. It were as
    possible for me to say I loved nothing so well as
    you: but believe me not; and yet I lie not; I
    confess nothing, nor I deny nothing.

    Beautiful ❤️😍🥰

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of
    the brain awe a man from the career of his humour?
    No, the world must be peopled.
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    CLAUDIO
    Then down upon her knees she falls, weeps, sobs,
    beats her heart, tears her hair, prays, curses; 'O
    sweet Benedick! God give me patience!'
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    BENEDICK
    Will your grace command me any service to the
    world's end? I will go on the slightest errand now
    to the Antipodes that you can devise to send me on;
    I will fetch you a tooth-picker now from the
    furthest inch of Asia, bring you the length of
    Prester John's foot, fetch you a hair off the great
    Cham's beard, do you any embassage to the Pigmies,
    rather than hold three words' conference with this
    harpy. You have no employment for me?
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    CLAUDIO
    Thus answer I in the name of Benedick,
    But hear these ill news with the ears of Claudio.

    Poor Claudio:(

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    BEATRICE
    Why, he is the prince's jester: a very dull fool;
    only his gift is in devising impossible slanders:
    none but libertines delight in him; and the
    commendation is not in his wit, but in his villany;
    for he both pleases men and angers them, and then
    they laugh at him and beat him. I am sure he is in
    the fleet: I would he had boarded me.
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    LEONATO
    Well, then, go you into hell?
    BEATRICE
    No, but to the gate; and there will the devil meet
    me, like an old cuckold, with horns on his head, and
    say 'Get you to heaven, Beatrice, get you to
    heaven; here's no place for you maids:' so deliver
    I up my apes, and away to Saint Peter for the
    heavens; he shows me where the bachelors sit, and
    there live we as merry as the day is long.
    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    There is no measure in the occasion that breeds;
    therefore the sadness is without limit.

    True

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    'In time the savage bull
    doth bear the yoke.'
    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    But I
    hope you have no intent to turn husband, have you?
    CLAUDIO
    I would scarce trust myself, though I had sworn the
    contrary, if Hero would be my wife.
    BENEDICK
    Is't come to this? In faith, hath not the world
    one man but he will wear his cap with suspicion?
    Shall I never see a bachelor of three-score again?

    I already am in love with Benedick🤍

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    Why, i' faith, methinks she's too low for a high
    praise, too brown for a fair praise and too little
    for a great praise: only this commendation I can
    afford her, that were she other than she is, she
    were unhandsome; and being no other but as she is, I
    do not like her.
    CLAUDIO
    Thou thinkest I am in sport: I pray thee tell me
    truly how thou likest her.
    BENEDICK
    Would you buy her, that you inquire after her?
    CLAUDIO
    Can the world buy such a jewel?
    BENEDICK
    Yea, and a case to put it into.

    Amazing 🤣❤️

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.
    BEATRICE
    A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.
    BENEDICK
    I would my horse had the speed of your tongue, and
    so good a continuer. But keep your way, i' God's
    name; I have done.

    🤣🤣🤣

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    I wonder that you will still be talking, Signior
    Benedick: nobody marks you.
    BENEDICK
    What, my dear Lady Disdain! are you yet living?
    BEATRICE
    Is it possible disdain should die while she hath
    such meet food to feed it as Signior Benedick?
    Courtesy itself must convert to disdain, if you come
    in her presence.
    BENEDICK
    Then is courtesy a turncoat. But it is certain I
    am loved of all ladies, only you excepted: and I
    would I could find in my heart that I had not a hard
    heart; for, truly, I love none.
    BEATRICE
    A dear happiness to women: they would else have
    been troubled with a pernicious suitor. I thank God
    and my cold blood, I am of your humour for that: I
    had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man
    swear he loves me.
    BENEDICK
    God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so some
    gentleman or other shall 'scape a predestinate
    scratched face.
    BEATRICE
    Scratching could not make it worse, an 'twere such
    a face as yours were.

    I’m dying 🤣🤣

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    He is most in the company of the right noble Claudio.
    BEATRICE
    O Lord, he will hang upon him like a disease: he
    is sooner caught than the pestilence, and the taker
    runs presently mad. God help the noble Claudio! if
    he have caught the Benedick, it will cost him a
    thousand pound ere a' be cured.

    I feel sorry for Benedick 🤣🥺

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    And a good soldier too, lady.
    BEATRICE
    And a good soldier to a lady:

    🤣

    b6963839482has quoted5 months ago
    He set up his bills here in Messina and challenged
    Cupid at the flight; and my uncle's fool, reading
    the challenge, subscribed for Cupid, and challenged
    him at the bird-bolt. I pray you, how many hath he
    killed and eaten in these wars? But how many hath
    he killed? for indeed I promised to eat all of his killing.

    Love this 🤣❤️

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