Fortunately, the Milk, Neil Gaiman
Neil Gaiman

Fortunately, the Milk

116 printed pages
“I bought the milk,” said my father. “I walked out of the corner shop, and heard a noise like this: t h u m m t h u m m. I looked up and saw a huge silver disc hovering in the air above Marshall Road.”
“Hullo,” I said to myself. “That's not something you see every day. And then something odd happened.”
Find out just how odd things get in this hilarious New York Times bestselling story of time travel and breakfast cereal, expertly told by Newbery Medalist and bestselling author Neil Gaiman and illustrated by Skottie Young.
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Xiomara Canizales
Xiomara Canizalesshared an impression2 days ago

What did I just read? I don't know!!! Lol.
It was a funny story...

elenakostitsynashared an impression2 months ago
🔮Hidden Depths

Wonderful story!

Bohdan Khorolets
Bohdan Khoroletsshared an impression2 months ago

Very good short story from maestro. Worth reading. Nothing serious like Anansi's Boys or American Gods. I haven't even expected he could write simple fun stories without mystery and gods :)


There is nothing in the whole of creation as beautiful as dinosaurs singing in harmony.
Nope,” I said, looking behind the jam in the fridge, just in case. “None at all.”

No," dije, mirando detrás de la mermelada en la nevera, por si acaso. "Ninguno."

“How long has it been now?” she asked.
“Ages and ages,” I told her.

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