My Roommate is a Vampire

"Good cop bad cop?" I suggested.
"First off, that never works. It's gotta be bad cop, bad cop. Except instead of cops, we're emotionally unstable, psychopathic, lesbian supernatural demons with homicidal tendencies and a penchant for cold-blooded torture," Vinyl laughed evilly.
"Vinyl, that sounds absolutely horrendous."

Cool Mares Don't Look at Explosions

Boos and cheers erupted in the small donut shop. One side of the room struck a pose, throwing their heads back and howling.
"AWOOOO! Score one for Team Lycan!"
"Aw screw you guys, Team Vampire all the way!"
A solitary voice in the back of the shop cried, "Whoo, Team Fairy! Yaaaaay."
"Shut up, no one cares about fairies!" somepony on the vampire side shouted.
A sniff. "You guys suck. Oh, wait, you guys do suck! Hah!"