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Kyle winces as soon as he puts a toe in, but walks forward toward Stan anyway, because he doesn't want to be a pussy, and because Stan is magnetic when he's half-dressed, being a bitch about nature and smiling at Kyle from over his shoulder.

"Fuck, dude!" Kyle shouts when Stan pulls him up, laughing. "My hair!"

"That's the gayest thing you've ever said," Stan says, laughing harder.

People in South Park knew that Stan and Kyle came as a matched set, even though they didn't really match anymore.