This isn’t a welcome to my life sitcom. This is a you’ve joined my life drama or possibly, a horror story.
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“That’s cute that you’re pretending you can go to the store without me.”
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But the more he tries to protect himself, the more we’re going to have a problem.
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Let my childhood-crush-also-turned-bodyguard pick out my lube for me
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Maybe I shouldn’t have dropped out of Harvard.
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Jane owned five cats: Walrus, Carpenter, Toodles, Ophelia, and Lady Macbeth.
CAT
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I’ll break both of your kneecaps and stake your head on a pitchfork if you fuck with her. Glad we have that covered.
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I try one last thing and text: I’ll distract the crowds when you come. I want to add that I’d kill for him. I’d move mountains and rip through stone. I’d do anything to ensure my little brother’s safety
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Their house also has a distinct smell of brewed coffee, tea, floral candles, and cat.