Australia has five million baby boomers. Seventy-one-year-old Michael Thornton is one of them. He is so pissed off about the state of things,

he's listed 3,300 gripes.

Among them:

otherwise bright folk, from the PM down, who say 'amount' of people instead of 'number'Australia's richest person is said to earn $33,000 per minutebeing beaten at Scrabble by his Filipina mother-in-law, English being her second languageleaf blowerslowlife who put needles in fruit to try and kill usgreedwhen the pathology nurse says, with a deep sigh, 'Let's try your other arm!'Michelangelo didn't endow David a little more generouslythe link between his dentist's fees to extract his teeth, and the dentist's kids' school feeswanting to know if Dynamic Lifter works the same as Viagraasking for a friendthe exorbitant cost of building Australia's major roads:$155 per inch per lanewanting cave rescuers Drs Richard Harris and Craig Challen as joint Governors-Generalwill the in-studio panel on ABC TV Insiders ever drink the coffee?half a large pizza is never enoughnot knowing how to use most of the functions on his phonefive-year-olds, who get away with murderafter coronavirus, the millennials plan to do away with all remaining baby boomers

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