Jay Spencer Green has lived in Ireland for over 20 years. He has worked as a factory laborer, hotel dishwasher, van driver, conveyor belt supervisor, college lecturer, court coverer at Wimbledon, stagehand for the Chippendales, correspondence course tutor, and database editor. He has written five novels, the first of which, Breakfast at Cannibal Joe's, has been described as "Horrific," "Hilarious," "Scabrous," "Scatalogical," and "Savagely Funny and Deftly Anarchic." Over the years, he has launched a number of projectiles into space, usually in the direction of the TV.