“It’s not like love’s even real.”
“Sure it is.”
“No, gravity’s real. The laws of thermodynamics are real. You know how I know? Because I can measure them. I can make reliable predictions about how objects will behave under their influence. You can’t do that with love. It’s just a feeling. A temporary delusion caused by rising cortisol levels and depleted serotonin.”
“You say that like feelings don’t matter.”
“Maybe they shouldn’t matter as much as they do.”
“Now you’re talking crazy.”