The US Government sent 10,000 medical kits, 20,000 blankets, $30 million cash, and today the people of New Orleans said: ‘They did what?’
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair.
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
I invited everyone in my neighbourhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
According to the latest poll, a record 73 per cent of Americans think the country is headed in the wrong direction. But the good news: gas is so expensive that we’ll never get there.
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
Your friend the British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
I’m still recovering from a shock. I was nearly drafted. It’s not that I mind fighting for my country, but they called me at a ridiculous time: in the middle of a war.
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
The art of politics consists in knowing precisely when it is necessary to hit an opponent slightly below the belt.
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
Joe Biden is Barack Obama’s running mate. Yeah, nothing says change like a guy who’s been in the Senate for thirty-five years.
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
Obama said that he says a brief prayer every morning, but then Joe Biden shows up anyway. So I don’t know if it would really work. Jay Leno, late-night talk-show host, 2011
Nickolay Ovchinnikovhas quoted3 months ago
Conrad Murray was found guilty of giving Michael Jackson an overdose of a prescription sleeping aid. Pretty reckless on the part of the doctor. They said the sedative he prescribed was five times more powerful than a Joe Biden speech.