“You idiot! You bought a funeral suit! Not a reifuku but a mofuku!”
“What’s the difference?”
“Mofuku are black. Nobody wears a black suit to a job interview.”
“Nobody?”
“Well, maybe a yakuza.”
“Well, could I pretend I just got back from a funeral? Maybe I’d get sympathy points.”
“That’s true. People sympathize with the mentally challenged.”
Aoyama chimed in, “Maybe you could apply to be a yakuza instead! They wear black! You could be the first gaijin yakuza!”