Solmussa

“Potter. You have five seconds to remove yourself from my presence before I start to remove your limbs from your body,”

amount of boobs he’s already seen is alarming. He’s starting to suspect some of it hasn’t been accidental, which is frankly terrifying.

“We don’t talk about you, you arrogant dimwit,” Regulus snaps. The audacity of this guy. He’s absolutely fucking insufferable.
“Your loss. I’m very interesting in every capacity. Including as a topic of conversation,” Sirius replies, one hundred percent unironically.