Reheated soup

After one of the biggest transfers in years, Jimbo, Adam Crafton, Daniel Storey and David Preece bask in a bumper Premier League weekend.

Cristiano Ronaldo is back at Old Trafford. Did United buy him just so City couldn’t? Does he take them closer to the title? Should the money have been spent on a defensive midfielder? And James Horncastle tells us why Juventus won’t miss him.

Liverpool and Chelsea battle to a draw at Anfield as Thomas Tuchel does a great job of calming his players down after Reece James is sent off.

Tottenham are top and Arsenal are bottom after the Gunners are thrashed 5-0 at the Etihad. What is the process and should Arsenal fans trust it?

Plus Kylian Mbappe, Keith The Duck and what David Preece will do if you try a Gary Crosby.

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1: Tottenham top and Wolves 0-1 Man Utd (04m 00s)
• PART 2: The second coming of Cristiano with James Horncastle (15m 00s)
• PART 3: Man City 5-0 Arsenal (32m 00s)
• PART 4a: Liverpool 1-1 Chelsea (42m 00s)
• PART 4b: The rest of the Premier League weekend (47m 00s)
• PART 5: The odds with Paddy Power (64m 00s)
• PART 6: Mbappe to Real Madrid? (66m 00s)

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