I will not learn

Jimbo, Michael Cox, Duncan Alexander and Dom Fifield reconvene after a mammoth midweek and ahead of a mouth-watering weekend.

Man City make it through to the last 4 of the Champions League after a game full of aggro at Atletico.

The holders Chelsea are out after another incredible night in Madrid as Benzema and Modric bail Real out again. Where does Luka sit among the greats?

Alvaro Romeo joins us to discuss Villarreal’s incredible win over Bayern, as the Yellow Submarine continue to showcase their second identity. Can they silence rock ‘n’ roll Liverpool?

The FA Cup semi-finals see Liverpool face Man City again while Chelsea take on Crystal Palace who are looking to cap off an incredible season under Patrick Vieira.

Erik ten Hag has agreed to step into the managerial hot seat at Old Trafford. Do United finally have a top-class coach?

Plus protests, pitch invasions and players fraternising.

RUNNING ORDER:

• PART 1: Atletico 0-0 Man City (01m 00s)
• PART 2: Real Madrid 2-3 Chelsea (08m 00s)
• PART 3a: Villarreal 1-0 Bayern with Alvaro Romeo (20m 00s)
• PART 3b: Liverpool 3-3 Benfica (29m 00s)
• PART 4: FA Cup semi-final previews (33m 00s)
• PART 5a: Ten Hag to take over at Old Trafford (46m 00s)
• PART 5b: The Premier League weekend (50m 00s)

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