Steven D. Price

1001 Insults, Put-Downs, & Comebacks

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  • alexandra parfenchikhas quoted4 years ago
    et’s begin with Mist
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    I’d call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
    —Woody Allen
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    She is such a good friend that she would throw all her acquaintances into the water for the pleasure of fishing them out again.
    —Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perigord
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    He’s a self-made man . . . the living proof of the horrors of unskilled labor!
    —Ed Wynn
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    When you use your brain it’s a violation of the child-labor law.
    —Joe E. Lewis
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    They say you shouldn’t say nothin’ about the dead unless it’s good. He’s dead. Good.
    —Moms Mabley
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    While he was not dumber than an ox, he was not any smarter either.
    —James Thurber
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    I thought men like that shot themselves.
    —King George V
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    Stay with me; I want to be alone.
    —Joey Adams
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