The misadventures of the inadequate, inexperienced idiots travelling into the unknown during a pandemic, against the time bomb of Brexit! It was a fantastic idea to emigrate to warmer climes but then, amidst the excitement and trepidation came the Coronavirus disease. Our plans were scuppered because of lockdown in 2020 but we had to get moving before the stable door was slammed shut. Who knew what Brexit was going to reveal? We had a race on our hands in more ways than one.