Murder and mythology, kidnapping and corporate corruption, love and laughter, thrills and spills, death-defying danger, stunning stunts and the craziest cast of clichéd characters ever entrusted with saving the world.
It's all in this incredible tale of very hot curry and its anti-social after-effects, an imminent alien invasion, the ancient Greek god of wind, baked beans which glow in the dark, a space-travelling Citroen 2CV and the full, formidable, force of the waggly finger.
Just remember, flatulence could get you everywhere; it can even save the world!