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iuliakndhas quoted4 years ago
Coffee first, your bullshit second
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iuliakndhas quoted4 years ago
Friendship must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, nudity, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.
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iuliakndhas quoted4 years ago
suggest we drink before we go out drinking.
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iuliakndhas quoted4 years ago
I really should send my liver a fruit ba
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iuliakndhas quoted4 years ago
really should send my liver a fruit basket.
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iuliakndhas quoted4 years ago
You’re not totally useless, you can be used as a bad example.
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iuliakndhas quoted4 years ago
When I die I want my last words to be, “I left a million dollars under the…”
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