The Book of the Penis

The spell a witch was said to cast to disappear a penis was called a “glamour”—the origin of our word for magical appeal.

According to Plutarch, Rome was founded by the offspring of a disembodied phallus and a servant girl.

in fact Hermes is a word for penis in Greek

“To me, penis size isn't anywhere near as important as the size of the brain.”

In the same way that fashion magazines set the standards for female beauty, X-rated videos show men what the possibilities are in the realm of genital appearance.

On the whole women don't care that much about the size of a man's penis, as long as it fits reasonably well and he knows how to use it.

After all, humans are basically a form of ape. We don't have thick, matted body hair, and we speak many languages and fly ourselves to Mars, but when it comes to sexuality we're in the same category as chimps and orangutans.

in 1992 a World Health Organization survey found that more than a third of British penises were too big for their own government-approved condoms

Most men—about 80 percent— measure between 5 and 7 inches erect. The greatest number are 6 to 6½ inches long. Most men have a circumference, when erect, of between 4½ and 5½ inches.

Very few American men are more than 9 inches long when erect, and very few are officially undersized.