Goops and How to Be Them

The Purple Cow!

Are You a Bromide? / The Sulphitic Theory Expounded and Exemplified According to the Most Recent Researches into the Psychology of Boredom Including Many Well-Known Bromidioms Now in Use

More Goops and How Not to Be Them / A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants

The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children

The Rubaiyat of Omar Cayenne

The Romance of the Commonplace

War the Creator

The Picaroons

The Purple Cow

The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children