I Am NOT Roald Dahl,I am NOT, no, no! I am NOT Roald Dahl. Please let it GO! I am something quite different from that man; it’s a fact. I am my very own self,now where is my cat? This book contains a selection of well-known nursery rhymes that I have given a CRAZYMAD makeover. I hope you enjoy reading them as much as I enjoyed myself writing them.