‘It’s OK, I’m wearing really big knickers!’ (Confessions of Georgia Nicolson, Book 2)

“Hello, Heartbreak Hotel here.”

Dragged myself up from my bed of pain and went all the way downstairs and picked up the phone.

just take everything that I love and destroy it. Just think of your own self and make me go halfway round the universe and lose the only boy I love.

issed him on the nose and then sucked it before she dragged him off to bed.
I don’t know why he lets her do anything she likes with him. He almost had my hand off the other day when I tried to take his plate away and he had