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Stephen Fry

The Hippopotamus

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  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    There was a young girl from Costessey

    Whose pubes were curly and glostessey

    Her thighs and her arse

    Were smooth as mown grass

    And her cunt was dark, dank and mostessey.
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    Simon, for whom poetry is a closed book in a locked cupboard in a high attic in a lonely house in a remote hamlet in a distant land, kept saying to his friends, 'This is Uncle Ted.
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    Simon, for whom poetry is a closed book in a locked cupboard in a high attic in a lonely house in a remote hamlet in a distant land, kept saying to his friends, 'This is Uncle Ted. He's a famous poet. He
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    all the sewage engineers in London alone go on strike. Result? Turds and tampons flopping out your kitchen tap, your feet squelching in scum and ooze where'er you walk. Typhus, cholera, thirst and catastrophe. Hardship, discomfort, nuisance, impact and news-worthiness quotients? High.'
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    'Scenario A: all the poets in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland go on strike. Result? It would be fourteen years before anyone outside Gordon Square or the offices of the TLS so much as noticed. Hardship, discomfort and nuisance quotient? Nil. Impact?
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    When push-off comes to shove-off, a man must have a reason to get out of bed in the mornings, something more than the threat of bedsores at any rate.
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    fuck my best boots
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    seat on the board, sports team, honorary committee membership, club, satanic abuse group, political party .
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    Stephen Fry

    seat on the board, sports team, honorary committee membership, club, satanic abuse group, political party .
  • Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted5 years ago
    If you're a half-way decent human being you've probably been sacked from something in your time ... school,
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