Quotes from “The Hippopotamus” by Stephen Fry

Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted2 months ago
There was a young girl from Costessey

Whose pubes were curly and glostessey

Her thighs and her arse

Were smooth as mown grass

And her cunt was dark, dank and mostessey.
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted2 months ago
Simon, for whom poetry is a closed book in a locked cupboard in a high attic in a lonely house in a remote hamlet in a distant land, kept saying to his friends, 'This is Uncle Ted.
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted2 months ago
Simon, for whom poetry is a closed book in a locked cupboard in a high attic in a lonely house in a remote hamlet in a distant land, kept saying to his friends, 'This is Uncle Ted. He's a famous poet. He
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted3 months ago
all the sewage engineers in London alone go on strike. Result? Turds and tampons flopping out your kitchen tap, your feet squelching in scum and ooze where'er you walk. Typhus, cholera, thirst and catastrophe. Hardship, discomfort, nuisance, impact and news-worthiness quotients? High.'
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted3 months ago
'Scenario A: all the poets in England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland go on strike. Result? It would be fourteen years before anyone outside Gordon Square or the offices of the TLS so much as noticed. Hardship, discomfort and nuisance quotient? Nil. Impact?
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted3 months ago
When push-off comes to shove-off, a man must have a reason to get out of bed in the mornings, something more than the threat of bedsores at any rate.
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted4 months ago
fuck my best boots
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted4 months ago
seat on the board, sports team, honorary committee membership, club, satanic abuse group, political party .
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted4 months ago
Stephen Fry

seat on the board, sports team, honorary committee membership, club, satanic abuse group, political party .
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted4 months ago
If you're a half-way decent human being you've probably been sacked from something in your time ... school,
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted4 months ago
If you're a half-way decent human being you've probably been sacked from something in your time ...
Den Cayasa
Den Cayasahas quoted4 months ago
I've suffered for my art, now it's your turn.
Marina Kolesnikova
Marina Kolesnikovahas quoted4 months ago
As the man said, I've suffered for my art, now it's your turn.
Mrs. Birina
Mrs. Birinahas quoted2 years ago
Sometimes, in my dreams, I imagine a world in which women enjoy sex: a world of heterosexual cruising areas in parks and promenades, heterosexual bars, heterosex­ual back rooms, heterosexual cinemas, heterosexual quar­ters of the town where women roam, searching for chance erotic encounters with men.
Mrs. Birina
Mrs. Birinahas quoted2 years ago
Do gay men tarting themselves up for a night in a club whine about the vile sexism which insists they must be made attractive in order to be inspected like cattle?
Mrs. Birina
Mrs. Birinahas quoted2 years ago
There's no excuse for crashing a car sober.
Mrs. Birina
Mrs. Birinahas quoted2 years ago
Of course. Of bloody course.
Mrs. Birina
Mrs. Birinahas quoted2 years ago
Nothing like the parted admiring lips of a seminar of schoolgirls to make a man feel wanted. Why else would anyone try to become a poet?
Mrs. Birina
Mrs. Birinahas quoted2 years ago
Absolutely love small women, they make my dick look so much bigger.
Mrs. Birina
Mrs. Birinahas quoted2 years ago
It's a rare experience in this world to be proved right on anything
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