“I’m sure I don’t know what you mean.”
She hitches up onto the bed, her fraying denimed legs dangling from crossed knees. “You know I know you like to watch.”
I reach her. Uncross those legs. “I do.”
“So”—her voice juicy with malice—“watch.”
I lean in to kiss her, and she pulls her head away and gently pushes me back. “Nope. From there.”
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, how could I ever love anyone else?