Recipes for Sad Women

NOBODY KNOWS the recipe for happiness. At the moment of misfortune the most elaborate stews of satisfaction will be in vain. Even if sadness stimulates some women’s appetite, stuffing yourself on days of distress is not advisable. Anguish prevents nutrients other than fat from being absorbed. The healthiest concoctions give off venom when imbibed by a woman who’s upset.
Fasting during days of sadness is a healthy habit.