This exegetical treatise explores the actually rich, though shrouded, historical accounts of the priesthood behind Jesus Christ's holiness. Delving into passages in both the Biblical canon and the Dead Sea Scrolls, it becomes evident that the “immortality” and “resurrection” of Jesus and of the priesthood (the Order of Melchizedek) are metaphorical for the longevity of their organization and for the entheogenic experience conferred by their true divine sacrament: Amanita muscaria. The implications of this reach into the hidden message of Original Sin (culture destroys us), how the Trinity Doctrine is based on misinterpretation, and why asking only God (El'Elyon) for forgiveness is the true path to redemption for the faithful.