Knock Me Up!, Daniel Blue
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Knock Me Up!

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Adult Content. ‘Knock Me Up’ is a collection of 400 Knock Knock jokes intended strictly for adults only. They are rude, filthy, lascivious, crude and fun. Knock Me Up is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. See if you can guess who is behind the door.

Here are some of the tamer jokes:

Knock knock.
Who is there?
Kant.
Kant who?
Kant Geritup.
Kant Geritup who?
Kant Geritup most of the time but I’m raring to go now. Open the door!

Knock knock.
Who is there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat Pat.
Pat Pat who?
Pat Pat. Rub, rub. Boing!! Are you ready for some fun?

Knock knock.
Who is there?
Fawn.
Fawn who?
Fawn Ification.
Fawn Ification who?
Fawn Ification is my hobby. Open up if it is yours too.
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