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Bianca Del Rio

Rolodex of Hate

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  • Michell Valenzuelahas quoted5 years ago
    You live in Canada; the poor thing will probably freeze to death before he’s housebroken. (FYI, you’re Canadian, I’m sure your government, and your very hot, very fuckable, very sane prime minister, have cheap prescription drugs available.)

    Muah!
  • Michell Valenzuelahas quoted5 years ago
    My last words will be “Not today, Satan.”
  • Michell Valenzuelahas quoted5 years ago
    Speaking of reading, I’m also guessing that buying books is not on the table, what with you being in Kansas and all. Last time I was in Wichita, I asked a woman where the nearest Barnes & Noble was. She told me, “Phoenix.”
  • Michell Valenzuelahas quoted5 years ago
    To learn etiquette, is actually learning how to see others, and respect them.

    YIXING ZHANG

    Yo, Hop Sing! I’d like a beef and broccoli with brown rice. And don’t be chintzy with the soy sauce.

    BIANCA DEL RIO
  • Michell Valenzuelahas quoted5 years ago
    Twenty-one and STILL never been laid? How is that possible? Mother Teresa was sucking dick by fifteen. And the lad was a leper. “Melts in your mouth, not your hands.”
  • Michell Valenzuelahas quoted5 years ago
    Sex is funny and love is serious. And semen is hard to get out of your hair.

    BIANCA DEL RIO
  • Michell Valenzuelahas quoted5 years ago
    It’s more than creepy, it’s icky. If I want to hear from the dead, I’ll talk to my ex-boyfriend’s dick.
  • Michell Valenzuelahas quoted5 years ago
    I, too, have no idea if there is a God or not. Maybe yes, maybe no. What I do know is that if I’m on my knees, I won’t be able to thank God because my mouth will be full.
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