Quotes from “Good Omens” by Neil Gaiman,Terry David John Pratchett

Yana Manukhina
Yana Manukhinahas quoted9 months ago
IT WAS A NICE DAY.

All the days had been nice. There had been rather more than seven of them so far, and rain hadn’t been invented yet.
Yana Manukhina
Yana Manukhinahas quoted8 months ago
Plan A had worked. Plan B had failed. Everything depended on Plan C, and there was one drawback to this: he had only ever planned as far as B.
Yana Manukhina
Yana Manukhinahas quoted9 months ago
“Oh dear,” muttered Aziraphale, not swearing with the practiced ease of one who has spent six thousand years not swearing, and who wasn’t going to start now.
Yana Manukhina
Yana Manukhinahas quoted9 months ago
AZIRAPHALE COLLECTED BOOKS. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand bookseller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours—he was incredibly good at it.
Алли
Аллиhas quoted10 months ago
It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
Oleg Emelyanov
Oleg Emelyanovhas quotedlast year
Neither of them left with quite the same spring in their step with which they’d arrived.
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted4 days ago
Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted5 days ago
"Right," mumbled Crowley, suddenly feeling very alone.

Husbands.

🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted6 days ago
Aziraphale relaxed. "You know, Crowley," he said, beaming, "I've always said that, deep down inside, you're really quite a-"

"All right, all right," Crowley snapped. "Tell the whole blessed world, why don't you?"

They are fucking married. Dumb husbands are dumb.

🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted7 days ago
"Oh lord, heal this bike,"
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted7 days ago
"You've hit someone," he said.

"No I haven't," said Crowley. "Someone's hit me."
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted7 days ago
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted7 days ago
This little piggy went to Hades

This little piggy stayed home

this little piggy ate raw and steaming human flesh this little piggy violated virgins

And this little piggy clambered over a heap of dead bodies to get to the top.
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted7 days ago
and the strategic importance of a banana

Me

🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted7 days ago
"I can't cope with this while 'm drunk," he said. "I'm going to sober up."

#0MOOD

🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted7 days ago
Just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool.
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted8 days ago
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here."
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted8 days ago
It may help to understand human affairs to be clear that most of the great triumphs and tragedies of history are caused, not by people being fundamentally good or fundamentally bad, but by people being fundamentally people.
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted18 days ago
Secondly, the Earth's a Libra.
🌸Lara🌸
🌸Lara🌸has quoted18 days ago
This proves two things:

Firstly, that God moves in extremely mysterious, not to say, circuitous ways. God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, [ie., everybody.] to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
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