Follow the Ebb and Flow of the Tides of Love — and Lust — Over an Epic Journey of Two Thousand Years.
Billy and Harry are human guinea pigs, sent into futurity by Professor Slagoscar's time projector. They must survive threats of injury, death — and considerable embarrassment — as they are plunged into a series of futures, each more bizarre than the last.
2050 A.D. — Sex, lies and surveillance…
2250 A.D. — Men dress up while women wear the pants…
2500 A.D. — Billy must wear feminine garments, just to prove that he's a man…
2700 A.D. — A love triangle between a man, a woman and a talking ape -
3000 A.D. — When intelligent animals hunt and humans are on the menu!
3500 A.D. — Harry stumbles into a 'domestic arrangement' between a woman and a waistcoat-wearing tomcat…
3700 A.D. — Androids available for every need and purpose, even the most intimate…
3710 A.D. — Can love survive the death rays of rebel robots?
4000 A.D. — Cave women hunt for men…but do they want sex or food?
Will humanity survive the destructive politics of gender; repeated economic collapses; genetic engineering gone wrong; the android revolt; wars waged with weapons of mass destruction; and civilisations' cycles of creation and destruction?
And in all that vastness of two thousand years of deep time, will Billy ever fulfill his quest — to find a beautiful woman to love, and a surviving bottle of scotch?
