Bad Birthdays

Centaurs can find great success with the written word. Several famous poets, including Emily Dickinson, William Blake, and John Milton, are Sagittarii.

If you’re not exactly a marathon runner in the bedroom, you better get into training because a five-minute hump session before firing up Netflix on your laptop will not keep a Sagittarian interested for very long.

Stand warned: if a Sagittarius cheats on you, it’s really not their fault. It’s your own fault for being way too boring. These Centaurs are incredibly high-maintenance partners.