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Zahra Fitriantishared an impression7 years ago
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Another nice quick read from this author. But i think i like the first one more.
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Lectora empedernidashared an impression7 years ago
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Muy divertido para pasarlo por alto! Las personas que se mencionan jamás dejarán de sorprenderme
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b2060880335shared an impression7 years ago
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More fun. Totally relaxing. Thanks to the author for putting all these quotes together. Great idea!
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pranahas quoted6 years ago
(A customer is reading a book about the nativity)

CUSTOMER (to her friend): Don’t you ever get the feeling that Baby Jesus is somehow related to Herod? I always freak out, thinking that he’s going to go: ‘JESUS. I AM YOUR FATHER!’
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pranahas quoted6 years ago
LITTLE BOY: Hello. You still have no customers. If I owned this shop I’d fire you.

BOOKSELLER: Wow. Brutal.
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Yohanahas quoted4 years ago
WOMAN (holding a copy of a Weight Watchers book in one hand, and The Hunger Games in the other): Which of these dieting books would you recommend most?
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