“A riotous novel. More fun than a night on the town with Keith Richards, without the ambulance ride.” — Carl Hiaasen
“If only my high school band’s album fetched as much on EBay these days, I wouldn’t need to have fundraisers.” — Senator John Kerry
“The funniest, saddest, most wonderful book I’ve read in a long time. Bill Scheft is a genius, a comic God.” — Molly Jong-Fast, author of Normal Girl and Girl [Maladjusted]
“Time Won’t Let Me is for anybody with as warped a sense of humor as mine.” — Paul Shaffer
“A laugh-out-loud story of aging rock stars reclaiming their musical ids . . . hits all the right notes.” — Publishers Weekly
