Genetics, Götterdämmerung and making America great again

Irish hangovers, Chinese takeovers, and the king of crumbles

Stoke enter City’s seventh circle of swell

Liverpool in the goals, the FA in the dock and bad juju in West Brom

Koeman and Everton consciously uncouple - is Bilic next for the chop?

The return of Whispering Claude and friends forced to fight against each other

England's golden summer and fifty shades of Demarai Gray

Tottenham’s Champions League coming of age, chickens, and Comic Sans

City sensational (again), Bilic sacked (at last) and Seagulls soar (of course)

An ode to Pirlo, racketeering, and a big beautiful German man