I've spent the past three years in college terrorizing the dean, also known as my father. I'm everything he hates. Troublemaker. Slacker. Gay.
But I'm only getting started. I'm about to make Dad really proud with my newest life choices . . .
I fall for my best friend, Mia, who's a freaking chick. I'm dying to make out with my enemy, dude bro Brayden. And best of all, I want to bone my new roomie, Drew, who happens to also be the school's new hockey coach.
Senior year's great. I'm still the world's worst human. I've made all the wrong decisions, and when Dad gets wind of my newest mess, he might actually disown me this time.
But I can't stop. I don't want to stop.
In typical Ashton Carter fashion, I wreck my life in the worst possible way. It isn't until it's all torn apart, I realize I have a problem. Me.
Contains mature themes.