Have you ever been as thoroughly moved as Bobby was while watching Jessie J perform "Domino" on a Chinese reality show? I bet not. We try and figure out why exactly she was there, plus: Malia Obama's new boyfriend(?), Rory Farquharson and a former YouTuber-turned-singer who made his Saturday Night Live debut. And how Nick Lacey cursed the city of Cincinnati's streetcars. (Oh! I almost forgot...Mark McGrath?)