Bridget Jones: Mad About the Boy

Mwah! Bridget! You’ve lost SO much weight!’
(He’s said this every time he’s seen me for the last fifteen years, even when I was nine months pregnant.)

What is happening to me? Just put three dresses into my shopping basket. Then logged off. Then logged on again and realized I felt hurt because none of the dresses had winked back.

‘Why did he have to wreck it? Everyone meets online now. Turning out to be nuts is such a cliché.’