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365 Funny Quotes, Xabier K. Fernao
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Xabier K. Fernao

365 Funny Quotes

  • Kabangu Kabanguhas quoted4 years ago
    It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.

    - Mignon McLaughlin
  • Kabangu Kabanguhas quoted4 years ago
    If you even dream of beating me

    you’d better wake up and apologize.

    - Muhammad Ali
  • Kabangu Kabanguhas quoted4 years ago
    If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than a conformist, it’s another nonconformist who doesn’t conform to the prevailing standard of nonconformity.

    - Bill Vaughan
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is.
    - Oscar Wilde
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.
    - Cher
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    Somebody said to me, ‘But the Beatles were anti-materialistic.’ That’s a huge myth. John and I literally used to sit down and say, ‘Now, let’s write a swimming pool.’
    - Paul McCartney
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    October: this is one of the particularly dangerous months to invest in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August, and February.
    - Mark Twain
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
    - Woody Allen
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
    - Isaac Asimov
  • Menna Abu Zahrahas quoted4 years ago
    Education is learning
    what you didn’t even know you didn’t know.
    - Daniel J. Boorstin
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