Dr. Brinkley’s own words, in defense of this procedure, and in presenting it to candidates:
1. The client was able to afford such luxury so why should he settle for less than the best?
2. Such human glands were certainly not easy to get but Dr. Brinkley had his proprietary sources
3. These were no ordinary human glands, but those of a healthy, virile young male
4. Did the patient really want the glands from a goat transplanted inside his body? (Yes, Brinkley was willing and bold enough to sell against his own product!)
5. Because human glands are not always accessible, the patient must be ready at a moment’s notice to make himself available for the surgery
6. This procedure using the human glands was so superior and reliable that a performance/satisfaction guarantee could be made—unheard of, of course, in medicine: a guarantee that the human glands will be of the highest quality and if there is any dissatisfaction then they patient may request a new set free-of-charge (only having to pay basic hospital costs)