Jeeves takes charge

You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.

might have turned out something pretty fruity

It seemed to me that if he wanted to do a real act of kindness he would commit suicide.

you would also have found her educational methods a little trying, sir

Your heart failed you

Our postal facilities are extremely inadequate in the rural districts

which, it would appear, he inadvertently omitted to take with him when he left the house

he professed himself as perplexed by the mystery as myself.'

He is, indeed, unswerving in his assertions

Why I should have been uneasy I cannot say, but my mind was not altogether at rest respecting the safety of the parcel