Do not read into this book too closely. There is no hidden meaning or anything like that. I have done way too many English assignments where I had to find the secret message in the text. My English teacher would ask a stupid question like, “Now why would Shakespeare use the color blue to describe the sky?” and I would be like, “You need to get a life.”

Okay, so I'm not exactly sure how to start this. I've never written a book before, and don't plan on writing anymore after this. This is a short book, but I don't expect it to be a problem since most people don't even like to read nowadays. Movies are where it's at. To tell you the truth, my real dream is to go into film, but in case you haven't noticed, this is a book. Hopefully, it's not the worst one out there.

Wow. My goal is to not write the worst book ever.

For the past few years, I've been carrying around a small journal, writing down thoughts and experiences that might be helpful for potential scripts. I was looking through my journal and found a short stretch of time with a lot of interesting entries. They revolve around my best friend George's wedding. I've included some of these notes in the book.

One could call this my autobiography, except I'm not famous and it only covers a few months of my life. So don't listen to that one guy. The reason I'm writing this is because that time was pretty crazy for me, and I think you should hear about it.

Sincerely,

Kevin Clark

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