Martin Amis

girls are like the girls in the men's magazines, not even Selina, not even the girls in the men's magazines. I've checked out one or two of them and I know. It transpires that everyone has their human shape, their human form. But try telling pornography that.

Well how do you think?

Money -- that's right.

Selina says I'm not capable of true love. It isn't true. I truly love money.

Happening to have turned out as the human being I am, the first thing I wonder about a woman is: will I fuck it?

an attempt to reassure everyone, myself included, I often overtake-or I try. The Fiasco doesn't seem to have the heft it once had.

Today I was driving along and suddenly felt very paranoid.

Then I realized why I felt paranoid. No one was following me.

Suddenly, according to a filler in the Morning Line, the Middle East is more volatile than ever, and world peace gravely threatened.

Room 101, about Danuta (you know she's pregnant again)

Room 101, about Danuta (you know she's pregnant again)