Podcast: Spilled Milk

Buckle UP listeners because a monster has been unleashed. Molly presents her treatise on these cold, hardened drips as well as her top tip for enjoying a hospital stay. The IceKing Cometh as we debate the physics of keg stands and are molded and crushed into assorted shards because we're as predictable as a broken ice dispenser. “The good ice” Helen Rosner’s NYer pieceMolly's Now but Wow! - Rostam Batmanglij's Half-Light
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Today we've got yet another edition of "I can't believe we haven't done this already!" as we stroke the furry napes of these bliefly blanched hairy beans and erupt into some spontaneous poetry (citation needed). Our thirst is slaked by prizes, ravens, crows and rooks before we lick our salty fingers and erupt into a spontaneous apology segment. Episode 11: PeasEdamame by bbno$ and Rich Brian
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Just when you thought we left the jam stands behind. We're going Paddington on this marmalade before going granular on these gloop promoters. Molly is very un-fun and Matthew chokes before we meet Dr. Mustard Crockman and Jam Trashman as we wonder when breakfast began and what is a chef. And yes, Producer Abby did hate that opening. Matthew's Now but Wow - ShogunEpisode 330: Crumpets
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We're standing tall on the wings of our dreams while Matthew serenades us as we dance with Greek Salad. On our Quest for Seasonal Bounty we encounter Ordinary Zorba the Virgin, escapist fingers, gummy pants and some seriously heretical beliefs about Zeus. Are we historians? Greek Salad Recipe from Serious EatsEpisode 609: MartinisMatthew's Now but Wow! - The Solitary Gourmet (English translation)
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What came first, the baby or the licorice? We're really wanging it today as we fool around with food and ask 'how weird is your mouth'? Through twisted teeth, apocryphal origin stories, vittles and vice we become surprised, interested and loose as we buck tradition and add extra bacon. Pasta Cacio e Uova (Neapolitan Pasta With Eggs and Cheese) Reciperamen carbonaraEpisode 667: UdonEpisode 136: Non-Tomato Pasta Sauces Pt. 1Whatcha Snackin? Molly: Judy Rodgers’s Roasted ApplesauceMatthew's Now but Wow! - Aooo ' Salad Bowl'
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Unfortunately there are no butts in this episode just chive blossoms, lavender jelly, nasturtium stems and candied violets. We're chomping on petals and avoiding bezoars before discussing jam bands, band stands and jam stands. After providing a few warnings, we share our favorite fictional food and wonder if we are heroes. duh. Epicurious articleMolly's Now but Wow! - The Seventy Percent,” by Yiyun Li
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Matthew is very afraid because we're talking cold, creamy and savory today. And also because there's a horny ghost about. Mollthew discuss this mildly interesting topic, sneak in a Singles quote and become desperate for validation from teenagers. Lesson Learned: If give a man a dude ranch he's going to want a steakhouse. QuaintCooking.comPull-Apart Bacon BreadMatthew's Now but Wow! - Chop Fry Watch Learn by Michelle T. KingWhat She Put on the Table Netflix Series
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Today we're more on trend than usual and never get on Memory Lane as we try the perfect snack of gateway kimbap. Through spicy experiences we're first harmonious, then horrified before becoming almost overwhelmed as we declare Spilled Milk: A Hungry Time. Spilled Milk Bingo Episode 486: Korean Rice Cakes / Tteok with Michelle ZaunerTiktok video by Ahnest Kitchen Matthew's Now but Wow: The Wonder of Stevie Podcast
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Happy 15th birthday to us! It's our Crystal Anniversary so join us along Memory Lane as we reminisce about scrapped episodes, missteps, regrets and harrowing encounters before we, yet again, proposition Dennis Quaid. We share memories of corporate retreats and defunct segments before interviewing Mrs Cubbinson and Cookie Monster and sharing advice to our past selves. After a group pinkie swear we play Real or Fake Episode before Molly refuses to get sappy and we reveal the location of our next corporate retreat.Dire Desires - our spin-off miniseries about erotic thrillers  Episodes Mentioned GrapesApplesPuffy snacksHeirloom TomatoesPopcornKorean Rice Cakes with Japanese Breakfast/Michelle ZaunerCast Iron Skillet with Michele NorrisGrilled CheeseCroutonsNew Zealand Junk FoodCanned ChildhoodHeat WaveMemoriesWinter SquashRomantic FoodSaltGerman ChristmasIrish SpringYeast
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We are pleased as punch to wish you a Happy New Year and ourselves a Happy 15th Birthday! We know the sequel is never as good as the original but this one includes alcohol and jungle birds so... five stars? Benjamin Franklin keeps showing up as we wonder if a martini is a punch and discuss the Grandmother of all cocktails, pervasive funks and red goo. We're having a grand ol' time! Episode 677: Punch Like at School DancesRum Punch RecipeDifford's Guide comprehensive article on punches
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We know we always say this but seriously, how have we never done this before!? The anticipation is over because today there are no rules except the rules as we break off a piece of that graham cracker and loose wiles beget looser morals. We want to assure our listeners that ALL of our magnetic appliances are thoroughly tested against the unchaste passions of youth and that we've done a 180 on some of our policies. Episode 245: S'MoresEpisode 592: Mini-cookies
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Today we revisit memories of school dances past, their soundtracks and dance partners as we wonder what 'spiking' the punch means and tackle pronunciation quandaries. Ice rings, ladles and wrestling lead us to noisy cooking and quiet meals before Matthew turns into a summer boy. Southern Living Punch RecipesRainbow Sherbet PunchMatthew's Now but Wow: Natsu-mon: 20th Century Summer Kid, by Kaz Ayabe and Chunsoft Studios
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Today we're talking all things, but not all things Breadsticks. We tackle these non-nostril shaped bread lumps that are burnished with time and butter as we use this opportunity as a soft launch for 'A Big Time for Cuisine' and 'Not Bad with Matthew Amster-Burton'. Dreams get dashed, thumbs get big and futures are thrown into question as the innuendos fly. Basic New York-Style Pizza DoughCulture Study Podcast on recipes by Anne Helen Petersen
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Welcome to the show of shows! Today we're bitter and sweet as we whack, tap and unwrap 20 segments of corporate history before milking our feelings. We discover there is a fine line between flailing and success as we encounter grocery stores, cereal mascots, pulpoids and pulp boys before moving in our graves. Dawn French AdAnother Dawn French AdElliot Smith's Waltz #2 (XO) Molly's Now but Wow: Charlie’s Queer Books
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Flesh Warning! Join us as we play NameSmash and wonder why. We discover alllll the nicknames as we discuss soap operas, hefty horses and the girth and withers of these Franken Desserts. This coarse tool talk causes Molly to cry but luckily we escape without any dental emergencies! Preppy Kitchen blog brookiesMel’s Kitchen Cafe recipeBake It, BrookieMolly's Now but Wow! - Andre 3000, New Blue Sun
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Today we wake up from a nap and travel The Gateway to Gouda before diving into the most interesting topic ever before discussed on this show. After one of our classic scoops, we decide to leave podcasting behind to become EXTREMELY old artisan cheese porters just as soon as we find our hats. Cheeses TastedArtikaas 3yrBeemster XOAppel FarmsTJ's Dutch GoudaCheeseland Double Cream
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Gather round all ye who thirst for fruited bubbly water and put your cans together for this effervescent citrus beverage tasting. As we sample this spray of the ocean with a hint of mint straight from the cooler, Matthew transforms into a prepper with an accent before dunking on Dayton while Molly travels back to 1993. Molly's Now but Wow! -Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler
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Time passes but our love for Staples and R rated tomatoes will never die. We traverse reverse Memory Lane for some reason as we discuss the explosion of wetness that is the little teeny tiny tomato before Molly recounts a strange encounter and Matthew volunteers for The Secret Skirt Steak Scenario. Seared Skirt Steak with Blistered Cherry Tomatoes and PolentaThe laughing scene in Ramen GirlMatthew's Now but Wow: The Kamogawa Food Detectives by Hisashi Kashiwai
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Today we're just a couple of harmless eccentrics in our dotage as we provide listeners with another classic chewing episode with strong dirt components. Its true that Molly has come a long way, but she still gets weepy as she tries to shirk her professional duty while Matthew decides to get rich or die trying. Toxic and poisonous flavors open up to us before we share some accidental origin stories and our failed attempts at palette expansion. Calling all LILYs ! Send us your Memory Lane for our upcoming 15 year anniversary!
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Today we're synonymous with the product and we go wild with reconstituting and brewing these dehydrated coffee crystals. Molly tries to off-road Memory Lane before Matthew decides to vibe on spice rubs. We decide "if you got it, use it" as we recount days of April Fool's past.Producer Abby is presenting at the FREE Latinas in Podcasting Virtual Summit. Sign up at her affiliate link HERE!mocha madeleinesHow to Make Espresso PowderMolly's Whatcha Snackin - PalomaMatthew's Now but Wow! - Everything I Learned, I Learned in a Chinese Restaurant by Curtis Chin
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