Burgess Unabridged: A new dictionary of words you have always needed

The Purple Cow!

Are You a Bromide? / The Sulphitic Theory Expounded and Exemplified According to the Most Recent Researches into the Psychology of Boredom Including Many Well-Known Bromidioms Now in Use

More Goops and How Not to Be Them / A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants

The Goop Directory of Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children

The Rubaiyat of Omar Cayenne