* Amazon #1 Best Seller for Humor
* Reader's Favorite Bronze Award for Non-Fiction Humor
Everybody has the awesome opportunity to find their own strength and path through life. Some come about their self-discoveries through studying and working hard. Others (Chelsea) spend their time nearly burning down kitchens and driving around the country with a car full of hangers.
Chelsea grew up wanting to be “strong.” She thought arguing her way through childhood and becoming a world-class attorney would get her there. But, through a series of humorous, and only slightly embarrassing events, Chelsea comes to realize that maybe her strength is meant to shine in different ways.
Spoiler alert: This book is secretly going to brainwash you into home birthing your children. No, I'm not kidding.
Alternate possible titles for this book:
— How to Keep Your Pride Intact When Butterflies Attack
— When Life Hands You Lemons, Just Eat Them Straight Up to Watch Your Popularity at Parties Sky Rocket
— 17 Reasons Why I'm Cooler than My Mom
— 19 Reasons Why My Mom is Cooler Than Me
— I Always (Start With the Best Intentions to) Follow Directions
